NONE OF THIS IS REAL

by DJ Rozwell

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varatrix
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varatrix I have seen the 7th gate of Al-Maqu. The light I beheld there seared divinity onto my mind. I no longer need these mortal dregs: I have ascended. Join me in a better future. Favorite track: NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
CriticalChrius
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CriticalChrius My favourite track has to be NONE OF THIS IS REAL. That song is just raw. Favorite track: NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
Common
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Common I enjoyed listening to this Favorite track: NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
Helmet W
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Helmet W the cassette is sick. great tracks and good conversation piece claiming that its haunted. lmao
Minkot Regudar
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Minkot Regudar This is my favorite underground conceptual album of the year. Its ability to draw the listener into its "roguelike" nature ensures a single listen of a single song is impossible. The only static characteristic of the album is the first song in a playthrough. From the first song, if you follow the rules, you are entering an infinite array of rooms, never knowing what you will hear, will see. It's a frightful and wizardly experience, and somehow darkly nostalgic. Check out the expansion pack, too! Favorite track: ♒INSTRUCTIONS.
Boxpopper
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Boxpopper A really groovy idea in a novel form. A journey through low-fi hip hop and some really awesome/weird samples. Don't forget your wizard hat when you take this voyage! Favorite track: ♒INSTRUCTIONS.
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  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.

    WARNING: To listen to this album properly, set the entire album on shuffle, with a crossfade of 5 or 6 seconds between tracks.
    Now includes both sides of the secret SATAN IN THE SUBURBS mix!

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  • Limited Edition SATAN IN THE SUBURBS Cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

    20 lo-fi cassettes containing the SATAN IN THE SUBURBS continuous mix - 30-some minutes of hip-hop, dungeon synth, and evil cave noise from several artists. Made with environmentally-conscious recycled components and tape (in this case, lots of Aerosmith and New Kids On The Block tapes). Each side has varying amounts of silence at the end due to slight variances in length of tapes. All cassettes are in working condition with no cracks, stains, or other physical deformities. Colors of tapes and cases will vary.

    Includes unlimited streaming of NONE OF THIS IS REAL via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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  • Limited Edition Cassette
    Cassette + Digital Album

    A limited run of 30 cassettes featuring the best beats and snippets in a continuous mix, including some alternate versions and new material. Approx. 31 minutes per side.

    Includes unlimited streaming of NONE OF THIS IS REAL via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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about

This album was recovered from a series of dusty, unmarked Zip disks found in a condemned Massachusetts apartment building in 2001. It is believed to be the first fantasy audio hip-hop roguelike tape to be published on Bandcamp. Each track is a vignette ranging from 12 seconds to 3 minutes.

Expansion pack GALACTIC SURVEY:
djrozwell.bandcamp.com/album/none-of-this-is-real-expansion-pack-galactic-survey

Expansion pack SCARE TACTICS:
djrozwell.bandcamp.com/album/none-of-this-is-real-expansion-pack-scare-tactics

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released January 14, 2014

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